Friday, February 20, 2009

Golf and his date

Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her. 
On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious
talk about how they would continue the relationship. 'It's only fair to warn you,
I'm a total golf nut,' Ed said to his lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf,
so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now.' Dorothy responded, 'If we're being
honest with each other, here goes........... I'm a hooker.' 'I see,' Ed replied, and
was quiet for a moment. Then he added, 'You know, it's probably because you're not
keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'